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hold to the truth in your heart ([personal profile] lovepeaceohana) wrote in [community profile] fiction_drabbles2010-11-13 11:37 pm

inception.

Title: Inception.
Challenge/Prompt: #78 Shallow
Original Fiction or Fanfiction [Name of fandom]: Megamind
Characters/Pairings: Megamind, Roxanne
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: I make no claims of ownership, I just wanna play in the sandbox.
Summary: The first time Megamind kidnapped Roxanne, he got a little more than he bargained for.
Author's Notes: *points at title* OH HO DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE.

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Somehow, Megamind never expected that she’d talk so much.

In the stories the kidnapee just cried, or begged for mercy. But this one talked, and worse, Minion hadn’t remembered to bring a gag of any sort. (His cape was off-limits, because there was no point in being a villain if you didn’t do it with style).

“It’ll never work!” she’d shout, in an increasingly obnoxious tone of triumph. “Good always beats evil! Evil is nothing but a hollow, shallow, meaningless existence – it has no choice but to lose!”

Megamind sighed. “Code: remember to bring a gag next time,” he muttered.