"Summer Job." / #127 Vanilla / Homestuck.

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Title: Summer Job.
Challenge/Prompt: #127 Vanilla.
Fanfiction: Homestuck.
Characters/Pairings: Dave and Terezi. Random OC ice cream guy.
Rating: PG.
Warnings: n/a.
Disclaimer: Homestuck is property of Andrew Hussie.
Summary: In which Dave and Terezi get ice cream. A lot of it.
Author's Notes: n/a.

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You should’ve gotten a different job. If you had, you wouldn’t be having a close encounter with the grey-skinned, candy corn-horned, shark-toothed kind.

Little Red Knightly Hood slams a bucket onto the counter. “Two scoops of every flavor. In here. Right now.”

“So lascivious, Dave!” The... alien? girl? alien girl? next to him cackles. “Is this your matesprit or kismesis?”

“Neither. He’s the neighborhood pusher of highly addictive gelato.”

The alien turns the color of an asphyxiated corpse as you start scooping brightly colored ice cream into the bucket.

“Humans are so dirty.”

You want to quit.